The Blogging Kitty VS. Steve Jobs - one of us isn't real and it ain't me!

August 27th, 2018 - In your closet trying on your socks

MEOW! The Blogging Kitty Vs. Steve Jobs

So anyways, I'm sitting here tonight, the TV is turned off, cause I put my baseball bat through it.

I really shouldn't watch the news.

So I put on YouTube, cause why not?

It's there, it's 10:15 in the evening, the house is quiet, the dog is whining at the door to go out but I ain't got them thumbs like the human has, and he won't be home for another two hours.

He has a date.

He met her on some dating site so yeah, about two hours.

I try to get the dog to settle down.

"Go pee in the human's work shoes!' I hiss.

The dog runs off to do by bidding.

I'm not an evil cat but when I am, I am very evil.

I still have time to amend for my sins before Christmas time.

(IF Santa Claws is reading this, I have been a very good kitty!! Those kids jumped in front of my baseball bat!! Plus humans reproduce like rats, just billions of them in seconds it seems!!!

So I click on the below video, it's one of my favorites, to dance around the room after snorting a ton of kitty nip.

And it hits me, WAS STEVE JOBS REAL??

Seriously, did anyone meet him, face to face, except for some other imaginary people nobody outside of other imaginary people?

And seriously, is this world real? 

Can you prove it?

Of course you can't, you're not real either!

You're just the figment of some special needs kid staring into a snow globe. (In case you don't get the reference - there was this show called St. Elsewhere, was popular, and the very last show, the final hurrah, the final scene we get to find out the whole hospital was just some kid with autism staring into a snow globe....see video below!!)

So who is the real winner in this game?

You, sitting there, not even real, cruising the Internet looking for stuff, wondering what you'll have for lunch tomorrow?

Me, a blogging kitty, sitting here, drinking my wine, smoking my cigar, blogging about you and Steve Jobs not being real?

Or maybe them politicians up on The Hill masturbating to bills that only they seem to understand but really don't?

I guess we'll never know!

Good night and have a better tomorrow, the human is home!!