A Blogging Kitty - That Important 1st post!!

MEOW!!!!! 

Welcome to A Blogging Kitty.  

I stole my human's laptop and sneaked away to a secret spot (under the willow tree) and decided to start my own blog.

I'm not sure what I'll write about but definitely not about the stupid dog I live with or my human or the neighbor lady who sells meth to the sheep.

Or I might.

Guess it'll just matter how much kitty nip I've had before sneaking off to blog.

RANDOM KITTY CAT DANCE!!

So for this first post, I'll give you some information on myself!

Name: Bob D. Cat  (Kat Van Helsing is my gamer name, so if you see me on Hello Kitty Adventure Island, ADD ME!!!)

Age: 1 kabillion years old or 3 years old. Ask my mom!

Favorite food: Sushi!!!!! Just kidding, tacos!!!

Favorite song: Tom Jones What's New Pussy Cat!!

School days story:  This one is a tough one, so many good stories from those days.  I could tell you how I flunked out of obedience school.

The teacher was a mean one, Ms. Taylor.

"Sit cat!"

"Da hell!!"

Cats just aren't meant to be trained.

Now dogs, go ahead, teach them to sit, stare, fart, whatever.

Future Career pursuits:  Ruler of the world!!!

So there you go, I'll reveal more later as time goes by.

I wanna keep you coming back and reading and hopefully enjoy!

So till next time, peace!!

And bring kitty nip!!!!!!