The Blogging Kitty runs for President of the United States of America!!

THE BLOGGING KITTY RUNS FOR PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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Hello and salutations to my fellow Americans!!!

I have decided to throw in my paw to run for President of the United States of America and you, my readers, are the 1st to read this historic announcements.

Back when I was a young kitty and in school, my teacher, Ms. Wang, asked us to tell the class what we wanted to be when we grew up.

"I want to be the President of the United States of America!" I replied proudly.

"You? You can't be President!!!!!" she scoffed, trying to crash my hopes.

"Why not?"

"Well you have to be smart, have good grades, be able to lead people, but also listen and above all else, not kill people when their food bowl runs low!!"

Well, she had me at the food bowl.

But then 2016 election hit the big top and our current President; Donald Trump; was elected and he proved to the world:

 ANY ONE COULD BE PRESIDENT!!!!!

So here I am, throwing my hat into the ring, before the bulldog and gold fish decide to do the same.

My promises to you are, if I'm elected President, EVERYONE GETS A PONY!!!!!! And fifty bucks in Green Stamps.

The rest I guess will just fall into place once I'm in office.

All I can promise is NO BULLDOGS or GOLD FISHES will be allowed to be head of the EPA!!! (Unlike Donald Trump!!!!)

Good night and have a better tomorrow!!

And remember ---- #BloggingKitty2020!!!!! Tweet the hell outta that!!!